He
guards the entrance to the Rock Solid
dance club. He won't allow "sneekers"
into the club unless they have the
password.
He
guards the catfish's vault but they
can't get near it now because of his
violent behavior. He'll tear anything
nearby to shreds.
He
rules over the colloseum. He claims
to have a "big bone" but he
has a very small secret.
Conker's
great great great great grandfather.
He is a vampire and because of this,
the villagers try to kill him.
He
swims around the Squirrel's base and
will chase after anything that swims
by. You can use this behavior to your
advantage when you require electricity.
They
smoke cigars and have a large supply
of beer in their cellar. They seem
to enjoy burning things.
They
don't really do anything important,
but they'll drive lethal spikes from
their arms while they're in the water.
Avoid them as best as possible while
you're swimming.
A
large creature made up of feces. He
lives in Poo Mountain where he'll sing
opera song. He keeps his lovely grin
by eating nothing but sweet corn.
A
robot made up of hay. He wants revenge
on Conker for killing his hay bretheren.
One of Ze Professor's creations. It
will do whatever it's master comands.
They
pop out and chase after their enemies.
Once they are close enough, they'll
self-destruct.
It
is said that over three hundred years
ago, the
great Milk Wars raged between the Weasel
King and the oldest known race of squirrels,
the Kulas of Conk. The panther king
came to power when he betrayed the Kulas---Banishing
them to the dark place---and chopped
off the legs of the Weasel King. It
is unknown whether or not any of this
actually happened, but it makes for
a good story to scare naughty little
squirrels.
The creator of the Tediz and Heinrich.
He was once ruler of the weasels until
the panther king chopped off his legs
and took over.
They
will attack Conker if he gets in their
way. They will usually meet in groups
at Rock Solid.
There
are two parts to the Experiment. A little
girl who acts as the brain and the eyes
and a large, spider-like Tedi who carries
the girl around and takes orders from
her. The Experiment is heavily armed.
The
first use of teddy bears as weapons
of war
seems to stem way back to the early
years of the Milk Wars. They proved
deeply ineffective, as their stuffing
was flammable and their button like
eyes kept falling out. But now it appears
the Tediz are back, only this time much
stronger and in greater numbers.
Uninteligent
cavemen who worship a large dinosaur
head. They'll chase Conker off with
their clubs if he gets to close.
Wayne
is the wasp leader of the Wankas.
He and his gang spend most of their
time stealing Mrs. Queen Bee's hive.
They
will usually remain underground but
will pop out and attack anything that
gets to close.
Zombies
will recklessly chase after you with
no regard for their own well being.
The only thing that kills them is a
shot through the head or being crushed
by something like a barrell.