Part
1:Drunken Gits
Having
made your way past the elite panther type king's guard,
you will now enter this strange dinsosaur themed world.
ok first of all look around you, you will notice a
temple as you first enter the the world you will also
notice that is guarded by hungry Dinos,go around the
temple counterclockwise and you will see a elevator
but don't go there because it doesn't work yet til
later in the game. Anyhow you will see an entrance.
Once your inside the entrance you will be on the second
ledge and you must go clockwise around it, but be
careful since there are also 2 mini-raptors so try
to avoid them at all costs, than make your way into
the next entrance and you will now be on the temple
roof. Once on the roof all you have to do is jump
up onto the sculpture and when the lightbulb appears,
press B and you will turn into an anvil, the sculpture
will crash into the floor.
Repeat
this process one more time and you will now be in
an underground cult ruled by cavemen. Once down below
do not get off the sculpture, because hitting these
cavemen with your frying pan won't really do much
to them. It will just knock them out. So just stay
on the sculpture and keep pressing B until a gateway
opens up. Now time for some Action, you will notice
a place called The Rock Solid Club so go in there
but don't bother trying to sneak in. This comes later
in the game. Anyways you will see a curled up rock
in this area, grab it (try to avoid the other angry
rocks in this area) and push it to where the newly
opened gateway is and push it down the ramp and this
will kill the 2 uga's inside it and open up the entrance
in the gateway. Once inside the arena you will see
a Big Dragon head. Simply go down the right ramp.
Part
2:Sacrifice
After
entering the big arena area, keep walking down the
right ramp and keep going straight down until you
find a door. It will open and you will now be on a
small ledge leading to the egg in the center of the
room. You must avoid the cavemen at all cost's because
if your hit bye one of them you risk falling off the
ledge and dying in the lava, so just do the funny
helicopter thing over all of them, when you keep walking
ahead you will see a turn. Go this way and go on the
monk guy reading the stone he will than throw you
up on the egg. Once on the egg a lightbulb will appear
press B than watch the cut scene as the egg hatches.
After
this cut scene is over you must now go back the way
you came to the egg so head back to the main ledge
and make a right and let the dinosaur eat the cavemen
so you don't get hit and keep walking along the path
til you get to the door. Enter the door and you will
now be in the big arena area, keep walking forward
and go where the context senstive botton is, infront
of it is a little ramp get the dinosaur to go on it,
it should have dinosaur foot prints on top of it.
Than jump off it quick and go on the context senstive
botton. Now shoot the arrow botton near the entrance
of the room on the wall. After you do this, the cut
scene will show a big block above fall on the dinosaur
and it will die.
Part
3:Phlegm
Your
Sacrifice of the dead dinosuar has seemed to pleased
the dragon, so in reward he open's his mouth allowing
a passage into his belly but first you need to cure
his cold. So let's begin, go on that monk guy who
is reading the stone and he will throw you up once
you go ontop of the dragon, keep going straight and
grab the cash. Than go to where his nostril's are
and jump into it when the steam isnt there and press
B. This will make him sneaze once you do both nostrils,
than go on the other one and press B once again once
your inside it. He will then sneaze and the green
slime will come off his tongue and you can now go
into his mouth. Make your way up his tongue and enter
the inside of him. Once you are inside him avoid the
moving Polyp's, and keep heading right, there will
be two gaps you will have to do the helicopter thing.
So
do this than once you reach the end of the dragon
after continuing heading right you will find you are
now in the room where you got the dinosaur but up
high, just grab the dead uga's hat and go back into
the dragon's mouth and go the same path you came by
doing the helicopter thing over two gaps and avoiding
the polpy's. when you exit the dragon you will now
be back in the big arena area.
Part
4:Worship
After
you exit the dragon 4 uga's come running over to you
and start worshiping you because they think your a
cool guy, so enjoy the moment and than head up one
of the ramps out of this arena with them and go to
where the Rock Solid Club is. Once you are there go
in first and hit one of those drunkin rock guys with
your frying pan and than the rest of them should come
and join in help you kill all of the them. If you
need chocolate's there is some in the room so grab
some. Once all of the drunking rock guy's are dead
you now have to go to the guard at the front entrance
to the club. There will be a cut scene and your fellow
worship cavemen will give you the password and you
will also threaten the guard, he than lets you in
since he like's your taste.
Part
5:Rock Solid Club
Conker
will now be inside the club and if you dont control
him watch him get down to those beats, it's really
quite funny. Anyhow ok make your way down the ramp
and go to the back of the bar. You should see a curled
up rock guy there, take him and push him back up the
ramp to the entrance of the club and you will notice
a little hole in the floor up there. So place it right
there and this will open a door down below. Now it's
time to get drunk, go to the back of the room again
and press B when the light bulb appears under the
huge key of beer and conker will now be out of it.
Walk drunkinly over to the dancing rock by the two
fat ladys and piss on the rock to push him into the
newly opened door. Now go to the medicine cabinet
on the club's stage.
Grab
some chocolate if you need it and than go into that
newly opened door where you pushed that rock into
and you will now have to push the rock past the two
dancer ladys on the balcony. At the end of the hall
their is a hole once again in the floor so place the
rock here. This will now open two door's one on the
left and one on the right and the one in the middle
that was open before will now close. Now do the same
as before, go back to the huge key of beer and load
up now walk over to the 2 rock guy's that are left
by the fat dancer lady's and piss one of them into
one of the door's, go back to the medicine cabinet
and cure yourself than go into the door you pushed
the rock into and push the rock off the ledge where
berri's cage is located. Do this one more time with
the last rock except in the other opened door and
the cage will now break. There will be a cut scene
involving Berri escaping and she act's as if she doesn't
know you because of that hat your still wearing, she
than runs out of the club before you can talk and
this level is now complete. Just walk up the ramp
to the entrance and talk to the guard there.
Part
6:Bomb Run
After
you talk to the guard, there will be another cut scene
where you talk to this mob weasel and he now make's
you take a bomb and you have to take it where he says.
The bomb is actualy timed for about 1 minute 30 seconds
but it won't say in the game so be quick!!
So
take the Bomb out of the club first of all and go
into the big arena area with the dragon, and go down
one of the ramps. Now go inside the dragon's mouth
and avoid those polyps, but instead of going right,
go left this time and keep following the path til
you get to where the dead cavemen is and keep making
your way up the ledge and than when you get to the
end of the ledge there will be a cut scene where Conker
drops the bomb into the abyss where the egg once lay.
The place will now fill up with lava so jump on those
platforms ahead of you quick to reach the entrance
ahead. Congratulations you are now done this short
part of the level.
Part
7:The Race
Once
you enter the race area you will be mugged and the
Uga Brother's will take all your money. One of the
Uga Brother's will fall of his jet board and fall
into the lava and die. So now it's time to race and
hit them over the head with your frying pan to get
the money back. Go forward up the path and you will
now reach where the board is. Jump on it and now you
will start surfing, this race might take you awile
so either practice in multiplayer or lose a dozen
lives while playing this in single player mode, anyways
just keep surfing down the path but there will be
a part where you will have to jump so press A when
jumping over the lava pit. Keep on racing and make
your way to the first uga.
Hit
him with your frying pan and do the same once you
figure out the pattern for racing in this race and
after you get the second uga with your frying pan
the path will change so notice the metal gate closing
the normal path so make a right this time instead
of going straight and make your way up to the last
uga and bash him over the head and watch out for the
dinosaur's feet as in the third time around where
the grass area is because you might crash into him
so slow down if you have to. Now after the last uga
has been hit go to the ramp where the money is and
press A when going off the end of the ramp so you
dont crash into the gate or fall down below and die.
You will now automatically grab the cash and be taken
to the next part of the level.
Part
8: Raptor Food
After
you get the money in the race level there will be
a cut scene where you will lose control of the surf
board and crash into this big arena. The Audience
seems to be pleased that you are the main course rather
than the main attraction. Walk over to the big wooden
door ahead and another cut scene will take place.
The Wooden door will open and a big raptor will walk
out and kill the cavemen and maybe you too if you
dont keep moving. Make your way to the context senstive
botton in the middle of the room and when he's near
you press B and Conker will hypnotyze the raptor and
you will now be ontop the raptor. There will now be
3 set's of uga's you must feed the raptor. the first
set is fairly easy since they have no weapons. Go
up to all of them and eat them all.
The
second set get's a little tricky since they have clubs
so move around after eating one of the uga's to avoid
being hit and thrown off the raptor because if you
are than you will have to go all the way back to the
context sensitive botton and hypnotyze the raptor
once again to get back on. Anyhow eat all of the second
set and now the final set will be fairly difficult
because they now have spears, the best way to get
read of them is to run towards them and make them
run into the lava but you can also eat them if you
are in a good position. So after you finish all of
this Buga The Hut who is basically the king of the
level get's angry that you didn't die and is also
angry about his bone size decides to fight you.
Part
9: Buga The Knut
This
part is actualy fairly simple, all you have to do
is avoid his shockwave's and his bone when he swing's
it, get close to him and bite his small bone below(don't
do it too early or you might get hit) than go behind
him when he's in pain and his pants fall down and
press B to bite his ass (wow that must hurt), do this
2 more times and you will now be done. His pant's
will fall down again and his small bone will be exposed
and everyone will laugh and he will run away out of
the arena in a cut scene. Once your back in the game
go and find the ledge and jump on it than exit the
arean and a cut scene will take place where you get
to meet the strikingly beautiful big cave girl. She
says they can not have relations and conker is now
heartbroken. The cave girl than puts you ontop of
this ledge and than leaves. Go out the exit and keep
walking forward until you find another exit. Once
outside Grab the money and than continue to walk down
the path and you can now jump down to the storm drain
entrance from above. Than once in the water below
get out of it and go back into the poo area and jumping
into the central hole. This will now take you into
the poo cabin. Just exit the cabin now and you are
now done Chapter 6:Uga Buga. Congratulations.